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coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

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coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

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queerjames:

[suspicious snape voice] “you’re saying your friend named remus lupin definitely isn’t a werewolf”

[shocked, disappointed james potter voice] “remus lupin, a werewolf?? is it because he’s named after a guy raised by a wolf? is it because his surname literally means wolf? well. you’re wrong. his middle name is john, there’s no way he could be a werewolf.”

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queerjames:

[suspicious snape voice] “you’re saying your friend named remus lupin definitely isn’t a werewolf”

[shocked, disappointed james potter voice] “remus lupin, a werewolf?? is it because he’s named after a guy raised by a wolf? is it because his surname literally means wolf? well. you’re wrong. his middle name is john, there’s no way he could be a werewolf.”

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thesilentapprentice:

part-of-your-soul:

wake up by Jazzie560

#what if this is what really happens when mermaids/sirens take men into the water? #what if they like really want to love them and be with them but they know they themselves can’t survive on land #so they bring the guys into the water in the hopes that they turn into mermen #but they just die

"A mermaid found a swimming lad,Picked him for her own,Pressed her body to his body,Laughed; and plunging downForgot in cruel happinessThat even lovers drown.”
—William Butler Yeats

annikasettergren:

thesilentapprentice:

part-of-your-soul:

wake up by Jazzie560

#what if this is what really happens when mermaids/sirens take men into the water? #what if they like really want to love them and be with them but they know they themselves can’t survive on land #so they bring the guys into the water in the hopes that they turn into mermen #but they just die

"A mermaid found a swimming lad,
Picked him for her own,
Pressed her body to his body,
Laughed; and plunging down
Forgot in cruel happiness
That even lovers drown.”

—William Butler Yeats

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supernatural-black-hole:

comtessedebussy:

bbanditt:

DEAN REFERENCES THE BEST SHIT

I just want to point out that this means Dean has watched the Disney Channel. 

at least that’s one part of a childhood that he actually got

But The Suite Life of Zack and Cody wasn’t on when Dean was a kid. It started in 2005, when Dean was 26. So that means he watched Disney Channel as an adult.

Because he didn’t have a childhood.

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teratocybernetics:

naamahdarling:

camwyn:

realmonstrosities:

revereche:

realmonstrosities:

Potoo and the descent into madness.

You wouldn’t think it to look at them, but they have a sweetly melancholic, bluesy call for attracting a mate that earns them the name Pour-me-one.

I doubt they’d even be allowed in a bar. They’d probably do something crazy like stab people with a bar stool because they remind him of his mother.

Images: Patty McGann/Reinaldo Aguilar/jpeter4100.Rob Jarvis/Yanayacu Biological Station

Um, “potoo” refers to an entire genus of birds (and family, by virtue of being the only ones left, the rest having presumably dropped dead of shame by proxy). While the common potoo’s song (linked in original post) is quite lovely, the great potoo’s can best be described as “WAAAAHHHH. WAAAAHHHH. WAAAAHHHHH.” 

Also realmonstrosities are you reading my mind, I was JUST telling my aunt about this bird

Hahahahahaa! OK… so “WAAAAHHHH”  sounds a lot more like they look.

And yes, I was just flicking through your mind a little. I’m afraid you left it on the bus.

The only potoo species I’ve ever heard had a call that sounded like “MOOOOOOUM”. Between this and the way they look with their eyes open I’m convinced these birds were designed by Allie Brosh.

I’m convinced these birds were designed by Allie Brosh.

BRB DYING

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